Jeep Truck? No, Truck Jeep!

"Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios) 03/28/2018 at 20:05 • Filed to: None

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Everyone thinks I’m releasing a JL based truck. Well, I’m actually planning a RAM 1500 based off-roader!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:10

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Jealous of the new Bronco so soon?

Spanfeller is a twat > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:11

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Do you hate money?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:14

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The new Ramco?

Kiltedpadre > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:19

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Removable roof or don’t bother!

Mergio Sarchionne > Kiltedpadre 03/28/2018 at 20:21

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You have to have the adapter tool.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:28

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that could possibly be my favorite tool. Mine just broke. I’m pissed.

Kiltedpadre > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:49

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I’ve done it with an Astro van so why not.

fhrblig > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 20:59

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Enthusiasts: “FUCK YEAH DO IT! WE’LL TOTALLY BUY THEM!!!”

*puts it into production*

*crickets*

Enthusiasts: “HOW COME NO ONE MAKES THE CARS WE LIKE?”

Spanfeller is a twat > fhrblig 03/28/2018 at 21:23

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The silent majority buys..... That’s why we can’t have nice things

bubblestheturtle > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 22:09

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2020?! I can’t wait that long! (better have diesel)

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 22:18

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That’d totally be what FCA would do. Promise it’d keep production in Toledo with the new Wrangler and pick-up, then do an about face and move to a different platform for the pick-up. Fuck you, Mergio! You turtle neck wearing bastard.

coqui70 > Kiltedpadre 03/28/2018 at 23:09

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Drove a Ramcharger when I was a kid ... loved everything except the gas bill.

shop-teacher > Mergio Sarchionne 03/28/2018 at 23:19

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I’m OK with this!

Kiltedpadre > coqui70 03/29/2018 at 07:12

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A buddy of mine had a Trail Duster with a 440. I don’t think he ever saw double digit mileage.

Mergio Sarchionne > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/29/2018 at 10:30

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My favorite tool is Michael Manley .

Kiltedpadre > fhrblig 03/29/2018 at 10:39

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“But I swear I’ll buy it if it has a removable roof!!” (In 7 years, but only if I find one equipped exactly like I would’ve wanted if I hadn’t been too cheap/poor to buy it new.)

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Mergio Sarchionne 03/29/2018 at 11:55

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Will the Sawzall be included in the Ramcharger Crate pack?

Frank Grimes > Mergio Sarchionne 03/29/2018 at 15:36

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When I saw the price for a JL on the ol configgy, I thought maybe a 1500 regular cab short bed hemi ram would be just as good offroad and better in many ways on road and i patted myself on the back for being so smart. Too bad the 2019 ram wont be had in a short bed regular cab configuration :(

coqui70 > Kiltedpadre 03/30/2018 at 23:44

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Nope even the 318 only got about 13MPG on the highway on a good day with a tailwind.